WARNING: Do NOT use this cooking recipes in real life.. it’s just a parody.. taking it seriously can lead to harming your health or death..
Even a bag of trash can be turned into a classy dinner for two..
RECIPES
TRASHCAN BBQ
A cozy late night BBQ on an open fire..
- Find a trashcan that contains flammable material. don’t worry about the smell, it will burn out when it’s light on fire.
- Find a nice location to setup a BBQ. Somewhere safe, with a nice view. Place the trashcan so it stands stable and light it on fire.
- While waiting for the fire to settle, you can use the time to prepare your favorite wasteland ingredients; any eatable vegetable or meats will do.
- When the fire settles inside the trashcan, place your ingredients on top of the ember. Turn them every half a minute, until they catch that BBQ color; it’s now ready to be served and enjoyed.
– bon appetit
